"Bah, haven't been on here in ages! Just read the message you left for me. Sorry I missed it, man. Sure sounded like a good time. Thanks for thinking of me! Hope all is well with you, in the weezer world or otherwise."

"Hey, man. I'm actually won't be going on the cruise. I see, however, that you will be! Super jealous, my friend! I've never actually been on a cruise before, but I'm sure this one will be a great time. I can't see how…"

"Diggin' the new color, Karl. A lot less... frenzied."

"Hey David. I actually didn't take any video from last night. Just snapped a few poorly lit pictures from my no-flash camera. Ha. Those signed passes will go nicely with the rest of my collection. Thanks for putting the show together. You guys…"

"Hey there. I plan on attending the benefit concert. Was wondering if you'd like to promote it on allthingsweezer.com. I can send you an invite, where you can make a thread similar to the one here. I know we've got a few DC boardies. I…"

"Whoa, excellent prizes. I will see you there!"

"You will always rule my world!!!"