"Hahaha -- you're a f****** douche.   What, did you think you'd trick people into an answer? It's a demo, shithead. Some live and some die. Was it a Weezer demo? Was it for something else? Who the f*** knows other than god and…"

"What the hell is this -- a post in anticipation of a post?   "Edgey", buddy. Here's an idea for ya, mate:   Post when you've got the post, ya friggin' douche."

"I'D SUCK THEIR DICKS. ALL OF THEM."

"So is a "door henge" a Neolithic monument used in the ritualistic worship of doors or just a spectacular failure to rhyme the word "orange" with hinge?"

"Hate to break it to you, Phil, but the Katy Perry cover train sailed with One of the Boys. Nowadays it's neither hip nor ironic... it's just gay. And a Charlie Sheen reference? Well, aren't you just on the cutting edge of…"

"Radiohead's always been a bit of a slow burn for me. I'd say OK Computer and Kid A are the records that really grabbed me out of the gate. In Rainbows was a grower.   I'm letting this one percolate in my brain for a while before…"

"I'm kinda disturbed by how invested you all got in this guy's lack of a sex-life. Screams volumes about the lives of Weezer fandom."

"Record's out a day early.   No love for Radiohead 'round the Weezer boards? Why am I not surprised.."

"Haha, holy sh*t -- what? "

"What, no Cold Dark World? This mix needs more Cold Dark World.   Capped off with Where's My Sex.   "

"Golly -- I dunno, angelface. Guess I just wasn't aware that a person could only like one band at a time. Consider me a musical polygamist, if you will.   Besides, you guyz r all just so darn cute! Teehee! "

"Correction: YOU suck balls.   Seriously, people. No one posting on a Weezer board can sh*t on Green Day's output. As a band, they outclass the Weez on every conceivable level. This is the truth. "

"Oh, go f*** yourself you sanctimonious prig.   There are those us "adults" that actually value artistic expression and view it as more than passive entertainment or an empty commodity to shill for a buck.  Who don't…"

"Are you f****** kidding me? This is pure corporate tripe at its most hollow and insipid. And you people are making an exception for it because it "sounds like Weezer"??   When, pray tell, may I ask did the band stop sounding like…"

"Long story short? Yes, they did.   And I did too.   Hail Satan -- the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!   <img src="http://blog.limewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Dio_metal_horns.jpg">;"

"Oh, please:   You guys are WEEZER DORKS. Don't even try to pretend you know a thing about Metallica. "