"Hoarders. Disgusting. "

"why are there loads of files in the bath?"

"um, i've never heard a song played at a funeral...."

"Butterfly"

"i thought there was more than one! "

"I can find the other one, so I'm daft punk. I'm actually spray painting the helmet now."

"I thought this was a joke. Isn't the answer "Spider"?"

"Where's My Sex Only to confuse the people attending my funeral. Might as well have the last laugh."

"I would have said the Greatest Man That Ever Lived, but now that feels unoriginal cause other people have said that so pretend i said something else and be impressed by my original choice."

":O is that an insult to weezer? "

"i like their old stuff, their new stuff kinda sucks"

"I see what you mean, but I don't think it really works that way. They are always watching the ball go away from them when pitching, I don't think that really helps them read a pitch any faster. This makes better sense if you are talking…"

"The Babe Ruth thing is where I base my judgement for todays pitchers. I know they spend all their time pitching, but with all that time spent, I always thought they could have better timing and control in the box, and know how to read pitches…"

"People are already sad at a funeral. I would not want to make things worse."

"b/c they are constantly using their arm in an over the head circular motion when pitching, i would imagine it makes it difficult to switch to moving their arms into a swinging motion and be able to hit it hard. also they spend all their time…"