"We had a GREAT time as always.  It was nice to see you back in Pittsburgh, as my husband and I are getting past the age where it's cool to follow a band on the road.  Now that you had a good look at the fans packed in that place, I…"

"Yes, please let us know about VIP tickets.  Otherwise, I'll be easy to spot.  I will be the 30-something science teacher in the "pit" accompanied by this pink-guitar-toting-5-year-old who will be singing ALL of the words to…"

"By the way, I seem to remember at some moment of desperation offering the band, their families, and KARL a free Duck Tour upon scheduling a Pittsburgh tour. The offer still stands. :)"

"My summer has been made.  Thank you!"

"That's right...get all of this fest business out of your system before you schedule your Pittsburgh show. There's something you should know about  Pittsburgh. We're not a "Fest" People."

"In regards to your upcoming (yet officially unplanned) Pittsburgh show....I would really like to just see Weezer.  Of course I will tolerate the obligatory opening act that allows me to find my seat, pick up a quick snack, and use the restroom…"

"I can only assume that all of these concert announcements are merely leading up to your ultimate destination this season...Pittsburgh, PA. Let's go ahead and schedule that, so I can schedule my other summer plans around it."