"We had a GREAT time as always. It was nice to see you back in Pittsburgh, as my husband and I are getting past the age where it's cool to follow a band on the road. Now that you had a good look at the fans packed in that place, I…"
"Yes, please let us know about VIP tickets. Otherwise, I'll be easy to spot. I will be the 30-something science teacher in the "pit" accompanied by this pink-guitar-toting-5-year-old who will be singing ALL of the words to…"
"In regards to your upcoming (yet officially unplanned) Pittsburgh show....I would really like to just see Weezer. Of course I will tolerate the obligatory opening act that allows me to find my seat, pick up a quick snack, and use the restroom…"
"I can only assume that all of these concert announcements are merely leading up to your ultimate destination this season...Pittsburgh, PA. Let's go ahead and schedule that, so I can schedule my other summer plans around it."