"How is this fun for you? You are a very bad person happy otter."

"I don't know Shelby you lonely prick. While I still think their sound is mushy, I dislike that band a lot less knowing you're not in it. It dosen't, however, surprise me that you don't have any real skills or incentive at all."

"Thank you, I didn't know what a band was until now. No, but I was actually just commenting on how bad I think your band is, smartypants."

"I'd call Weezer, The Strokes, The Stooges, The Beatles, and The Velvet Underground bands. Your project would not fit on any list with those names."

"Hahaha!! You're really asking?"

"How could you possibly think your "band" is good, let alone brilliant?! Coming from a guy who clearly hates you, I was either being nice or most likely being sarcastic."

"Dude if you don't like Weezer, get the f*** out of here. Your band sucks anyway."

"Sorry for the misunderstanding Shelby, I was telling the guy who constantly changes his name to die. At least you're doing SOMETHING productive. He and Placemats are just schoolyard bullies, and they tell me I have a "complex" because…"

"I think to really do Weezer justice is to maybe write about characters in College who THINK they've mentally left high school, but haven't. There's also too much to do with the Pinkerton songs to just leave them. Don't do a…"

"Die a painful death"

"I agree with Gohi"

"Susanne could maybe fit for Holiday, but still I don't know."

"Wouldn't that sort of break Blue's momentum? I mean, Rivers surely thought of this. Jamie is, in my opinion, a no better song than Mrs. Jones or Paperface, maybe worse."

"Don't mind Lightning and Thunder here."

"That's Indiemoderatelyswings to you"

"Not cool Louie"