The entire patronage of atnw is sitting in the dining room, sipping glasses of wine and eating a turkey dinner. The lights go out for a moment. A high pitched, feminine scream is heard. The lights go back on, and we see that the girly scream is coming from Stefan, who is sitting next to Dorian Zelaya. Dorian's face is planted in his plate, kittens gets up to check his vital signs. "Well?" asks Be…