well you've been gone for far too long, let me fill you in on what you "missed"
Lewis Diggs complained about weezer not coming to his house to please him sexually
Dorian's still annoying
that's about it
i wrote out a letter telling you to come back, it is on my to do list to send it this weekend. (odd)
DON'T YOU EVER LEAVE AGAIN YOUNG LADY!!
Was pretty exciting to 'Accept Membership' on someone who I knew would actually contribute to the forum.
Nice to meet you.
hey babe, nice to hear from ya
O.O welcome back
WHEN YOU HAVE CABLE AND CAN'T RECORD ALL YOUR SHOWS, YOU HAVE MORE TIME.
WHEN YOU HAVE MORE TIME, YOU SPEND MORE TIME ON WORK.
WHEN YOU SPEND MORE TIME ON WORK, YOU GET BORED.
WHEN YOU GET BORED, YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR STUDENT.
AND WHEN YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR STUDENT, YOU GO TO PRISON.
DON'T SLEEP WITH YOUR STUDENT AND GO TO PRISON.
GET RID OF CABLE. UPGRADE TO DIRECTV.
...oh and Kim Garner became a paedophile.