So I'm sitting at my desk at work, when somebody walks by and asks "can I borrow borrow your scissor?".

And I says, "sure, just gimmie a minute to take my 'scissors' apart and I'll give you one"

and then I got the look of death.

 

Tags: noun, plural, scissors, stupid

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you're such a d***

 

i'm kidding, i guess she never gave much thought as to why it's called a pair of scissors

Yes, you are a horrible person Spaz.  You better apologize for your sarcastic and witty remark.  If she gave you the look of death, it is possible that she may go postal on you with the one scissor you gave her.

crystal_iceburg said:

you're such a d***

 

i'm kidding, i guess she never gave much thought as to why it's called a pair of scissors

actually she has both...yikes!!

placemats said:
Yes, you are a horrible person Spaz.  You better apologize for your sarcastic and witty remark.  If she gave you the look of death, it is possible that she may go postal on you with the one scissor you gave her.

crystal_iceburg said:

you're such a d***

 

i'm kidding, i guess she never gave much thought as to why it's called a pair of scissors

Lol. Looks like you got yourself into a real pickle. Hope you still like to play hide and seek.

SPAZ said:
actually she has both...yikes!!

placemats said:
Yes, you are a horrible person Spaz.  You better apologize for your sarcastic and witty remark.  If she gave you the look of death, it is possible that she may go postal on you with the one scissor you gave her.

crystal_iceburg said:

you're such a d***

 

i'm kidding, i guess she never gave much thought as to why it's called a pair of scissors

Lol

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