Why Are You a Horrible Person?

Post a fact about yourself that guarantees you a front row seat to Hell's classic rendition of ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!!!!

(come on, you have at least one)

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Permalink Reply by if-i-were-an-orange on March 17, 2011 at 7:26pm

I once tortured a poor cow to its death.

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Permalink Reply by kittens bieber ♥ on March 17, 2011 at 7:28pm

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Permalink Reply by JessaANerd [jKlein] on March 17, 2011 at 7:30pm

I once... killed an ant... but I felt bad... so I gave him a funeral. :(

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Permalink Reply by David Ince on March 17, 2011 at 7:32pm

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Permalink Reply by hintofcoolness on March 17, 2011 at 8:19pm

I am going to hell because of my terrible secret that in real life I am, in fact, completely illiterate and had to sleep with scan-tron machines to make my way through school. Thankfully I have a team of Rhesus monkeys working for me around the clock, typing THESE VERY WORDS on my behalf.

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Permalink Reply by if-i-were-an-orange on March 17, 2011 at 8:30pm

There is no wrong way to treat a rhesus.

hintofcoolness said:

I am going to hell because of my terrible secret that in real life I am, in fact, completely illiterate and had to sleep with scan-tron machines to make my way through school. Thankfully I have a team of Rhesus monkeys working for me around the clock, typing THESE VERY WORDS on my behalf.