...would win in a fight, battle royale style, between Rivers, Brian, Pat and Scott?

Also, who would be the first to cry?

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this is the greatest thread that ever lived. it's a toss up between Scott and Pat. Rivers would cry and I don't think Brian could be bothered. lol
THIS

Rivers Higham said:
Here's a play by play: Brian, feeling even sassier than usual, refuses to take part in this knock-out drag-out war, but instead goes to get his hair trimmed. Rivers asks everyone to hold off for a moment, while he writes a song about how awful it is that they've been turned against each other by a hypothetical situation in an online discussion thread. Upon hearing the song, Pat begins to cry, touched by the moving lyrics.

Scott takes this opportunity to take out his toughest competition, and Pat is incapacitated. Rivers takes this opportunity to lecture Scott about meditation. Once Scott is sufficiently bored and drowsy, Rivers makes his move. Being a Marine, however, Scott can fight better in his sleep than most people can at their most alert, and the fight ends in a draw, both parties passing out from exposure to awesome fighting and nerd skills, respectively.

At this time, Brian returns, and upon seeing the carnage, picks up the sheets for Rivers' song, and plays a sassy interpretation of the song, lamenting the temporary loss of his band buddies to a hypothetical all out fight.

Thus, Brian wins, and Pat cries first.
Just answer the question Ms. Birdmagon.

Birdmagon said:
You are such a lawyer!



hintofcoolness said:
THIS THREAD IS NOT INTENDED TO BE INFLAMMATORY AND IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. THE AUTHOR DOES NOT CONDONE VIOLENCE IN ANY FORM INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO VIOLENCE AGAINST OR AMONG MEMBERS OF WEEZER, NOR DOES THE AUTHOR MAKE ANY REPRESENTATIONS, SUGGESTIONS, OR INFERENCES AS TO THE MASCULINITY OR SEXUALITY OF ANY OF WEEZER’S MEMBERS. NOT EVEN BRIAN.


OK so far Scott is the overwhelming victor, with it being an extremely close race between Brian and Rivers as far as who will end up in tears. Another trend- some people are forgetting to vote for first to cry. The breakdown is as follows:

VICTOR:
Scott: 19 votes.
Pat: 5 votes.
Rivers: 5 votes.
Brian: 0 votes.

CRYBABY:
Rivers: 8 votes.
Brian: 6 votes.
Pat: 2 votes.
Scott: 1 vote.
Hey now, I even summarized. Brian with the win. Please attribute it as such.
Pat would win.
Rivers would cry.
Here is exactly how it would happen:

Rivers would suprise attack Scott. ( because Scott is the strongest ) and hit him in the head with a mic stand witch would just anger Scott so he would grab his bass and swing it like an axe and hit river knocking him out , but out of nowhere pat breaks a snare over scotts head and the wool start fist fighting , rivers would gain conciseness and gets shoved by Brian rivers then jumps up and kicks Brian in the nose breaking it and Brian would cry and get angry and strangles rivers with a spare bass cord thus killing rivers , meanwhile Scott smashes pats face in to the amp killing him , he then turns and epicly faces Brian and brains , but out of nowhere rivers stabs Brian with his broken ukele and brian dies and rivers the also dies , scott says" it is done" and walks away 

But what ge dosent notice is Karl sitting back stage .....
no now Sovereign Andy REALLY doesnt get any points because not only did he f*** up the quote. he said sub zero. Scorpion is the Mortal Kombat character you are talking about



hintofcoolness said:
partial credit, it was indeed a pretty sweet reference

Sovereign Andy said:


hintofcoolness said:
you sir, are correct!

I get no points for a sub zero reference? Come ON! :0)

Tyler Durden said it best: Skinny guys fight til they're burger.


christian pineda said:
Here is exactly how it would happen:

Rivers would suprise attack Scott. ( because Scott is the strongest ) and hit him in the head with a mic stand witch would just anger Scott so he would grab his bass and swing it like an axe and hit river knocking him out , but out of nowhere pat breaks a snare over scotts head and the wool start fist fighting , rivers would gain conciseness and gets shoved by Brian rivers then jumps up and kicks Brian in the nose breaking it and Brian would cry and get angry and strangles rivers with a spare bass cord thus killing rivers , meanwhile Scott smashes pats face in to the amp killing him , he then turns and epicly faces Brian and brains , but out of nowhere rivers stabs Brian with his broken ukele and brian dies and rivers the also dies , scott says" it is done" and walks away 

But what ge dosent notice is Karl sitting back stage .....

poor guys never saw it coming, because karlophone would obliterate the band. with one hand.
I didn't count not being involved in the fight as a win, but heck with it why not, I've taken liberties before. Brian - 1 vote.

Rivers Higham said:
Hey now, I even summarized. Brian with the win. Please attribute it as such.
So Scott would win Brian would cry first (not from being a crybaby but because of a broken nose) and pat dies first ( rivers died after he kills Brian )

christian pineda said:
Here is exactly how it would happen: Rivers would suprise attack Scott. ( because Scott is the strongest ) and hit him in the head with a mic stand witch would just anger Scott so he would grab his bass and swing it like an axe and hit river knocking him out , but out of nowhere pat breaks a snare over scotts head and the wool start fist fighting , rivers would gain conciseness and gets shoved by Brian rivers then jumps up and kicks Brian in the nose breaking it and Brian would cry and get angry and strangles rivers with a spare bass cord thus killing rivers , meanwhile Scott smashes pats face in to the amp killing him , he then turns and epicly faces Brian and brains , but out of nowhere rivers stabs Brian with his broken ukele and brian dies and rivers the also dies , scott says" it is done" and walks away 

But what ge dosent notice is Karl sitting back stage .....
pat would definatley win. he's so much bigger than the rest of them!

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