I think on weezer's next album, Rivers needs to incorporate a song with a rhyme scheme of:

 

A

A

A

A

A

A

A

A

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And the initial word needs to be "orange".

I'll give him the first rhyme, "door henge".

 

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How about "arrange", "scrounge", "cringe", "fringe", "singe" and "courage".  That should finish the song off.
there's a mountain called blorenge not too far from here.
Oranges poranges, who says,
oranges poranges, who says,
oranges poranges, who says?
there ain't no rhyme for oranges
This could only work if Rivers was Eminem.
Don't be dumb Spike, I was obviously trying to add emphasis to the rhyme. 

Spike said:
So is a "door henge" a Neolithic monument used in the ritualistic worship of doors or just a spectacular failure to rhyme the word "orange" with hinge?
okay those are truly terrible. i mean, "courage" ? do you know what rhyme means?

Guyton Murrell said:
How about "arrange", "scrounge", "cringe", "fringe", "singe" and "courage".  That should finish the song off.
actually i'd like to apologise for being so harsh. good rhymes bro

zorange.

yorange.

xorange.

worange.

vorange.

torange.

 

I got a bunch of 'em.

He could just rhyme orange with orange. 


Brofessefef said:

I need a orange throat lozenge

cuz inside mah neck feels like a sporenge, yo.


You should be a professional songwriter. This is gold.

"Inside mah neck"

The hit single from the singer of "(waxin) mah hairy back"



Brofessefef said:

 

Waxin mah hairy back

all the way down to mah crack

might work round onto mah sack

ona tablet yo, cut slack.



Wilford Brimley said:

"Inside mah neck"

The hit single from the singer of "(waxin) mah hairy back"

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