The ATNW Murder Mystery

The entire patronage of atnw is sitting in the dining room, sipping glasses of wine and eating a turkey dinner.

The lights go out for a moment. A high pitched, feminine scream is heard.

The lights go back on, and we see that the girly scream is coming from Stefan, who is sitting next to Dorian Zelaya.

Dorian's face is planted in his plate, kittens gets up to check his vital signs.

"Well?" asks Berry Rydell, to which kittens replies "...he's dead."

SO WHODUNNIT?

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Permalink Reply by placemats on March 8, 2011 at 1:12am

Well, if you hadn't kept grabbing my arse after I politely asked you to stop, I probably wouldn't have taken the bribe.

Brofessefef said:

PLACEMATS, YOU GAVE TIAR MY EXPENSIVE SH!T AND ME TIAR'S CHEAP SH!T.

I'm not down with what's going down. I'm onto you guys.

Permalink Reply by edgey44 - inventing mostly on March 8, 2011 at 2:33am

interesting, i do remember this waiter..........

he told me his name was Professor Plum

jKlein said:

Yea! See? We weren't suspicious.. we were just trying to get fresh with the waiter!!

(Yes, I know it's a bad edit...)

Peggy said:

It was an honor to carve that turkey. What with many of the waitstaff occupied and all the squeamish and veggies in the room, the job fell to me, the farmer.

And no, I was NOT looking threateningly at the dread (and dead) Mr. D as I cut it, I was winkin' at that cute waiter, as Jklein explained. And the knife?? Still laying right there where I left it.

Sorry we didn't get to enjoy it in peace... I DO THINK WE NEED TO END THIS ALL TOGETHER at once in chat....

That jklein.. she has GREAT IDEAS... (like those awesome pics of wilf and bitey dino <3), though I may have been able to slip clear of this whole jumble without anyone recognizing me had she not given my name... drat...

(jeez guys what a day to work 12 hours and miss this!!!!!!) Y'all makes me glad ta be home!!

Permalink Reply by Kilmister [spaz] on March 8, 2011 at 9:39am

yeah I find evil murderers are a lot better at their job than those good murderers

THE ATNW MURDERER said:

MY NEXT VICTIM HAS BEEN SELECTED

NOW TO CHOOSE THE MODE OF THEIR DEATH...

MWAH HA HA HA HA

I LOVE BEING AN EVIL MURDERER

Permalink Reply by JessaANerd [jKlein] on March 8, 2011 at 10:09am

LMAO

spaz said:

yeah I find evil murderers are a lot better at their job than those good murderers

THE ATNW MURDERER said:
MY NEXT VICTIM HAS BEEN SELECTED

NOW TO CHOOSE THE MODE OF THEIR DEATH...

MWAH HA HA HA HA

I LOVE BEING AN EVIL MURDERER

Permalink Reply by kittens bieber ♥ on March 9, 2011 at 12:06pm

so is someone else going to get f****** murdered here or what?!

Permalink Reply by berry_rydell [berry_rydell] on March 9, 2011 at 12:25pm

dear wilf/murderer

are you taking nominations for the next victim?

thx

Permalink Reply by if-i-were-an-orange on March 9, 2011 at 1:16pm

No, I think that the killer would be to afraid to try and get away with it agai........

HEY TURN ON THE LIGHTS!!

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ said:

so is someone else going to get f****** murdered here or what?!

Permalink Reply by Wilford Brimley on March 9, 2011 at 1:16pm

Blake included himself in his list of top suspects.

My money is on blake and edgey.

Permalink Reply by if-i-were-an-orange on March 9, 2011 at 1:16pm

Permalink Reply by Wilford Brimley on March 9, 2011 at 1:17pm

Edgey strikes again...?

blakesp26 said:

No, I think that the killer would be to afraid to try and get away with it agai........

HEY TURN ON THE LIGHTS!!

▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ said:

so is someone else going to get f****** murdered here or what?!

Permalink Reply by berry_rydell [berry_rydell] on March 9, 2011 at 1:24pm

but is it really blake or just someone dressed up like blake?

:O

blakesp26 said: