Kim Jong Il is dead.

Can I watch Team America: World Police or is it too soon?

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Permalink Reply by Avery Doll on December 21, 2011 at 2:20pm

Of course it's false. This was strictly propaganda coming out of North Korea. He also didn't invent the microwave.

G Foo Chombey said:

I'd bet 5 bucks that's false. Korean propaganda likes to exaggerate how good things are. I've read that he also doesn't poop and when he was born, there was a double rainbow AND a new star.

I'll refer to my Korean music expert and have an answer shortly.

Avery Doll said:

He wrote operas as a teenager that are amongst the finest ever written.

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Permalink Reply by G Foo Chombey on December 21, 2011 at 6:12pm

Damn it! I've been telling everyone he did..

But hey I checked it out and finding those operas is proving difficult. My guy is from South Korea, so he's bias against Jong-Il, but he's going to email a professor at our school that specializes in Korean vocal music and she's the deciding factor.

Avery Doll said:

Of course it's false. This was strictly propaganda coming out of North Korea. He also didn't invent the microwave.

G Foo Chombey said:

I'd bet 5 bucks that's false. Korean propaganda likes to exaggerate how good things are. I've read that he also doesn't poop and when he was born, there was a double rainbow AND a new star.

I'll refer to my Korean music expert and have an answer shortly.

Avery Doll said:

He wrote operas as a teenager that are amongst the finest ever written.

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Permalink Reply by =gregor= on December 22, 2011 at 6:22am

He also kidnapped a South Korean film director, just so he could have the guy direct Kim's first film:

http://www.salon.com/2011/12/19/the_dictator_who_snagged_me/singleton/

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Permalink Reply by Margaret's Horsey [Jupiter 80] on December 22, 2011 at 12:47pm

He was also responsible for the bombing of Korean Air Flight 858

Gregor =w= Langbehn said:

He also kidnapped a South Korean film director, just so he could have the guy direct Kim's first film:

http://www.salon.com/2011/12/19/the_dictator_who_snagged_me/singleton/

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Permalink Reply by hintofcoolness on December 23, 2011 at 1:37pm

The details of his life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do we begin? His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring they'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it

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Permalink Reply by kittens bieber (remix) on December 23, 2011 at 1:58pm

man is that the truth

hintofcoolness said:

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it

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Permalink Reply by placemats on December 26, 2011 at 12:26pm

manscaping

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Permalink Reply by if-i-were-an-orange on December 26, 2011 at 1:35pm

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Permalink Reply by edgey44 - inventing mostly on December 27, 2011 at 5:01am

YES

hintofcoolness said:

The details of his life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do we begin? His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring they'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it