Jaws wasn't a movie
It was a documentary of my life. The explosion didn't kill me, it merely angered me. So I layed low for a few shitty sequels, watched all my shark bros get r**** by land peoples over and over.
These last few decades I have spent plotting. I have evolved. I can survive out of water. I just killed some retard who had his laptop on the beach. Ate the C***. He had wireless so I used my internet scanner to find the forum most likely to not give a s*** about sharks. Weezer.com was the result.
So what do you have against us shark folk? Is it our teeth? Think how I feel. Wisdom teeth are growing, hurts like f***. I'm here to do one thing - make you all pay for your shark hate.
Look behind you right now. There's nothing there, but one time there will be a pissed off shark. And you s*** bricks.
Tags: anus, badassery, berryrydell, fuckyouimashark, sharks, spielberg, tuna, vengence, whores
Replies to This Discussion
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Permalink Reply by if-i-were-an-orange on -
who told you that i s*** bricks?
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Permalink Reply by berry_rydell [berry_rydell] on -
jared is a weird name for a shark.
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Permalink Reply by shelbyxpwns on -
so was the dude on the beach the previous owner of this account? that really worked out in your favour.
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Permalink Reply by The shark from Jaws on -
Sharks love you and harry, Zayn. We listen to your music regularly, and have agreed One Direction shall be spared
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