If the band got themselves stranded on a desert island, what would they do? build a raft? eat patrick? get creative people. you always do.

 

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Stefan said:
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARL! I'M GOING TO FIND MY SON RIGHT NOW.
they would play island in the sun. if they didn't have instruments, they would have to do an acapella. Then they would find some indigenous plants and try to smoke them.

Someone take it outside and shoot it. 


Farkas said:

they would play island in the sun. if they didn't have instruments, they would have to do an acapella. Then they would find some indigenous plants and try to smoke them.
lol

OnlyinPinkerton said:

Someone take it outside and put it out of its misery


Farkas said:

they would play island in the sun. if they didn't have instruments, they would have to do an acapella. Then they would find some indigenous plants and try to smoke them.
I meant what I said.

Wilford Brimleyž (diabeetužž) said:
lol

OnlyinPinkerton said:

Someone take it outside and put it out of its misery


Farkas said:

they would play island in the sun. if they didn't have instruments, they would have to do an acapella. Then they would find some indigenous plants and try to smoke them.

The guys spend the first day setting up camp.  They are able to find things for bedding, firewood, and Scott happens to have matches in his pocket.  Food is nowhere to be found, but they find a natural spring.

 

The routine is the same over the next few days.  The guys split up looking for food, and return to camp empty handed.

 

Week 2:  Desperation has set in, and thoughts of cannibalism begin to cross minds.  The routine continues, and one day Rivers hits the jackpot.  He finds fruit and nuts, but starts thinking they might not get off the island and decides not to tell the others.  While the other guys search for food every day, Rivers just pretends, and goes to his secret stash instead.

 

Week 3:  Brian, Pat, and Scott are feeling hopeless.  Rivers plays along.  Scott and Pat conspire to attack Brian.  They are not interested in Rivers yet because they think he will only be nutritious, not delicious.  They all go in search of food again.  Rivers heads to his stash.  Scott and Pat pretend to split up, but follow Brian, tackle him...and dinner is served! They go to the spring to wash up before going back to camp.  When Brian does not show, Scott and Pat convince Rivers that he probably got lost and will find his way back.  

 

Week 5:  Scott and Pat conspire to eat Rivers after they return from their search for food, but they get lost.  They are famished.  Scott impulsively pounces on Pat...and yum!  He eventually finds his way to the spring and upon returning to camp, claims that Pat is also now lost.

 

Week 7:  Scott has resisted eating Rivers because he feels disgusted with himself.  His mouth is watering, but he has become too weak to act.  Although Rivers' diet has been less than satisfying, he is not interested in Scott because he does not eat meat.  Scott eventually kicks the bucket.

 

Rivers thinks he is alone now, but is being watched.  He is shocked and caught off guard one day as he sees two men approach him.  They tell Rivers there is a colony on the island with plenty of food.  Rivers goes with the men and is surprised to see everyone in orange jumpsuits.  He realizes it is a prison colony, but knowing he cannot survive on the outside, he decides to go in with the men.

 

Rivers soon discovers...

A.  Crackerjack(convicted of breaking copyright laws) and Dorian(convicted of stalking several ATNWers) are there having a bromance.

B.  Fluck, Brofessefef, Sgt. "Bad Attitude" Lurkom, and Wilf are wardens.

C.  The prison colony survives on cannibalism.

D.  All of the above.

 

matt sharp would appear....................then the band would eat him

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