So this morning at work we were having some technical issues with a program that we use. After being on the phone with the help-desk for about an hour, they decided they would reboot the system from their end. So I tell this intern who sits right in front of me go go around the floor and tell everyone to get out of the program. She had the balls to say to me, "No. Not until you say 'thank you'".
Of course me being the prick that I am, responded with "Why would I thank you? You haven't done anything yet"