"I think I'll eat it all myself. Don't you hate it when someone dangles something in front of you then takes it away?"
My response to an inquiry my date made as she was leaving, regarding the key lime pie that we had brought back from the restaurant. This was after she dry-humped my leg like a dog for fifteen minutes then suddenly said that she had to go because her parents expected her home by midnight.
Blueballs never tasted so deliciously tart.
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Permalink Reply by Gohi on -
"This was after she dry-humped my leg like a dog for fifteen minutes"
Way to go, dawg.
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Permalink Reply by hintofcoolness on -
I know, right? WTF is THAT all about?
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Permalink Reply by kittens bieber ♥ on -
"she had to go because her parents expected her home by midnight."
gotta stop dating those high school girls, hoc.
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Permalink Reply by hintofcoolness on
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haha was waiting for someone to jump on that part
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Permalink Reply by G Foo Chombey on -
kitten$ bieber ♥ said:
"she had to go because her parents expected her home by midnight."
gotta stop dating those high school girls, hoc.
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Permalink Reply by crystal iceburg on -
but how was the pie?
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Permalink Reply by edgey44 - inventing mostly on -
crystalized said:
but how was the pie?
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