"I think I'll eat it all myself. Don't you hate it when someone dangles something in front of you then takes it away?"

My response to an inquiry my date made as she was leaving, regarding the key lime pie that we had brought back from the restaurant. This was after she dry-humped my leg like a dog for fifteen minutes then suddenly said that she had to go because her parents expected her home by midnight.

 

Blueballs never tasted so deliciously tart. 

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"This was after she dry-humped my leg like a dog for fifteen minutes"


Way to go, dawg. 

I know, right? WTF is THAT all about?
hahahahahaha
Lulz.

"she had to go because her parents expected her home by midnight."

 

gotta stop dating those high school girls, hoc.

haha was waiting for someone to jump on that part


kitten$ bieber ♥ said:

"she had to go because her parents expected her home by midnight."

 

gotta stop dating those high school girls, hoc.

but how was the pie?


crystalized said:
but how was the pie?
SCRUMPTIOUS

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