I had three shots of whiskey last night. Apparently that was enough to make me forget that I baked four dozen cookies that are now all over my kitchen. I now feel like I'm going to puke my motherflucking guts out. 

The end.

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Three shots of whiskey for me would result in my cookies and house in flames.

3 shots and 48 burnt cookies later..........

awww, i haven't seen anyone say 'fluck' for a while

hope you (and the cookies) are ok!

you have to practise for these things, drink every night until you are a hardened whiskey drinker

Hahaha!

Luigi said:

3 shots and 48 burnt cookies later..........

4 glasses of red wine and all of a sudden I think unprotected sex sounds like a great idea!

don't risk it buddy, tell him to put on a condom!

damination {spaz} said:

4 glasses of red wine and all of a sudden I think unprotected sex sounds like a great idea!

been there, except substitute ouzo for whiskey and all of my possessions for 4 dozen cookies

(feel better)

I think I'm preggers

hintofcoolness said:

don't risk it buddy, tell him to put on a condom!

damination {spaz} said:

4 glasses of red wine and all of a sudden I think unprotected sex sounds like a great idea!

i told you!!

damination {spaz} said:

I think I'm preggers

hintofcoolness said:

don't risk it buddy, tell him to put on a condom!

damination {spaz} said:

4 glasses of red wine and all of a sudden I think unprotected sex sounds like a great idea!

aw yeah, now you're drinkin' for two!

...but nothing that four glasses of wine and a long flight of stairs can't handle

(yes i am going to hell)

damination {spaz} said:

I think I'm preggers

hintofcoolness said:

don't risk it buddy, tell him to put on a condom!

damination {spaz} said:

4 glasses of red wine and all of a sudden I think unprotected sex sounds like a great idea!



edgey44 - inventing mostly said:

i told you!!

damination {spaz} said:

I think I'm preggers

hintofcoolness said:

don't risk it buddy, tell him to put on a condom!

damination {spaz} said:

4 glasses of red wine and all of a sudden I think unprotected sex sounds like a great idea!

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