So, I was on my way home from a rather tough day at work and I stopped at a CVS store like always to get a drink.  I purchased my drink and got into my truck.  Then I reversed out of my parking spot, opened my drink for a nice refreshing sip and began to pull off.  As I started to head out of the parking lot I hear a woman's voice:

"STOP!!  WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!"  in an extremely desperate manner. 

It startled me enough to spill some of my drink on my lap.  In my mirror I see a large woman running (to the best of her ability) after my truck.  Thinking that maybe she had lost her baby, or had just been robbed...I stopped to see if I could help her.

She gets to my passenger window and says:

"Do you know where a Taco Bell is???"

 

I was in so much shock from what the question turned out to be, I simply said:

"uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......I don't.......ummmm"

and just drove away, even though I knew EXACTLY where a Taco Bell was....I was just too confounded by the question to tell her at the time.  She looked pretty disappointed by my response.

So, I guess I didn't really help anyone....but she helped me.  I could not stop laughing the rest of the drive home.  Good times.

 

I really hope she found that Taco Bell though.

 

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ur my hero <3

what if her baby had been kidnapped and she was told to meet the kidnappers at the nearest taco bell?

WHAT THEN, BLAKE?

You saved her from a crappy meal.
damn, i didn't think about that.

kittens bieber ♥ said:

what if her baby had been kidnapped and she was told to meet the kidnappers at the nearest taco bell?

WHAT THEN, BLAKE?

well most likely at least delayed a gastrointestinal emergency

i feel urgent and emergency need to be merged...

 

emurgentcy?

this makes sense, b/c in an urgent emergency....one does not have time to say "urgent emergency".

 

good job berry!

 

fog is my name [berry] said:

i feel urgent and emergency need to be merged...

 

emurgentcy?

not to be confused with emergent


Luigi-sp26 said:

this makes sense, b/c in an urgent emergency....one does not have time to say "urgent emergency".

 

good job berry!

 

fog is my name [berry] said:

i feel urgent and emergency need to be merged...

 

emurgentcy?

Maybe it really was an emergency...maybe Popeyes ran out of chicken again....

no joke this really happened....

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw

That reminds me of a time where a fat guy ran after me in New York City to figure out where he could find a McDonald's. Knowing that there are like, 80 McDonald's on Manhattan, where we were, I sent him to one all the way in east Brooklyn.
East Brooklyn?!!? were you trying to get the guy killed?

Connor Dalton [awesome] said:
That reminds me of a time where a fat guy ran after me in New York City to figure out where he could find a McDonald's. Knowing that there are like, 80 McDonald's on Manhattan, where we were, I sent him to one all the way in east Brooklyn.
this is logical, since whenever i see blake the first thing that comes to mind is a greasy beef-filled crusty shell...

also, emergent urgency. that is all


brofessefef said:

 

Ok, I think I've worked this one out.  Taco bell wasn't her initial question, it was probably something along the lines of "can you change a twenty?" or "can I have your number?"

 

After getting to your window and seeing you had begun to pull off, she probably just blurted out the first thing she could think of and, during her split-second of shock, the first thing that came to mind was some greasy beef with a crusty shell..

 

luigi-sp26 said:

Then I reversed out of my parking spot, opened my drink for a nice refreshing sip and began to pull off

 

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