Clergy Molestation Humor
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Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?
A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.
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Permalink Reply by Aegeantyphoon on -
Lol
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Permalink Reply by if-i-were-an-orange on -
The Priest of a small village was very fond of his flock of ten hens and a cockerel.
He kept them in a hen house behind the parish, but one Saturday night, the cockerel was missing.
The priest, suspecting fowl play decided to say something about it at church the next morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, has anyone got a c***? To which all the men stood up.
"No,no," he said, somewhat flustered, "that's not what I meant. "Has anybody SEEN a c***?" All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said. "Thats not what I meant either. Has anyone seen a c*** that doesn't belong to them." Half the women stood up.
"No, no," He said, now thoroughly embarrassed "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody here seen MY c***?" All the choirboys stood up.
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Permalink Reply by Buzz Killington [spaz] on -
A priest decides he wants to take a vacation, so he grabs an altar boy, Jimmy, and tells him he is to do confession on Thursday. He gives the altar boy a sheet of paper with all the sins and appropriate penances on it and tells him to just read the list.
The first person comes in and says, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I committed adultery." So Jimmy looks down the sheet of paper, finds "adultery," and tells the person to do 5 Our Fathers and 40 Hail Marys. All is well.
The second person comes in and says, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I stole from Walmart." So Jimmy looks down the sheet of paper, finds "stealing," and tells the person to do 3 Our Fathers and 2 rosaries. All is well.
A third person comes in and says, "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I had anal sex." So Jimmy looks down the sheet of paper and . . . nothing. It's not there. He checks A for Anal, S for Sex, even B for Butt, but nothing is written. So he politely excuses himself and finds another altar boy, Timmy, and says, "Quick, Timmy, what does Father Ed usually give for anal sex?"
Timmy looks back and says, "Two Twinkies and a Pepsi."
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Permalink Reply by hintofcoolness on -
ahahahahahahaha
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Permalink Reply by Aegeantyphoon on
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Okay this is getting bad LOL
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Permalink Reply by suz{ANNE} on -
A priest, a homosexual, and a pedophile walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
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Permalink Reply by hintofcoolness on
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haha win!
suz{ANNE} said:A priest, a homosexual, and a pedophile walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
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Permalink Reply by edgey44 - inventing mostly on -
that was going to be my joke... :-(
hintofcoolness said:haha win!
suz{ANNE} said:A priest, a homosexual, and a pedophile walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
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Permalink Reply by edgey44 - inventing mostly on
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Why do Priests make young boys read the bible?
Because if they swallow that, they'll swallow anything.
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Permalink Reply by hintofcoolness on
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LOL
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Permalink Reply by edgey44 - inventing mostly on
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a catholic priest is shot and rushed to hospital, on the way to theatre he whispers to the nurse "am i in heaven?" the nurse replies "no farther, we're just cutting through the children's ward"
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